I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You almost got us killed.
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