Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
