is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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