I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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