that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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