Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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