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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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