he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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