:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Randomize
