dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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