if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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