i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
No subtext here. People are naked.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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