Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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