i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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