My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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