People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
what is it with giant penises always finding me
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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