she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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