Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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