I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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