I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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