i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Randomize
