If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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