i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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