He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
