But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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