have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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