i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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