I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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