i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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