let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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