Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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