I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
