this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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