The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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