Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Is it penis luge time yet?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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