OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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