he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Randomize
