Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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