Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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