the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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