dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
