i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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