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(214): View more from Texas

Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this

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(713): View more from Texas

Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....

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(513): View more from Ohio

As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.

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(310): View more from California

I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass

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(561): View more from Florida

Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...

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(216): View more from Ohio

Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell

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(702): View more from Nevada

Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!

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