I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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