there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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