We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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