How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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