We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Randomize
