dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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