I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Your penis caused this!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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