I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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