whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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