doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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