I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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